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26th Teddy Bear [HORRIFYING ACCIDENTAL VIDEO!!!]
[What a pleasant day... The birds are chirping, the breeze is gentle, the sun is sunny—
CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING D8]
KYAAAAA, PAPA, MAMA!!
[What, that isn't a normal Elicia post? The journal is practically flung across the kid's room as the sound of panicked footfalls rush around the general vicinity. There's the thud of an apple, as it rolls into view in the screen, and then a teary cry of disbelief soon after. PANIC PANIIIIC!!]
Was it s'pposed to fall out?! It's gone! The apple took my tooth! My whole tooth!
[It's really gone! One of her bottom incisors is gone! Now her smile isn't as toothy! What should she do?!]
I-I'll ask the tooth fairy to put it back! She'll put it back!
[The camera is angled, but it at least picks up a pigtailed little girl rushing to her bed and stuffing the little white tooth hastily under her pillow. And then she sits anxiously at her bedside, watching and waiting, waiting...! She checks it, only to find it's still there! Okay, maybe she just needs to wait a little more! ... IT'S STILL THERE. D':
/SCREAM
She finally addresses the journal itself, cheeks red.]
How do I put back a tooth?!
((sort of babysitting heh, but I should be able to go tag-crazy in 1-2 hours 8D))
CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING D8]
KYAAAAA, PAPA, MAMA!!
[What, that isn't a normal Elicia post? The journal is practically flung across the kid's room as the sound of panicked footfalls rush around the general vicinity. There's the thud of an apple, as it rolls into view in the screen, and then a teary cry of disbelief soon after. PANIC PANIIIIC!!]
Was it s'pposed to fall out?! It's gone! The apple took my tooth! My whole tooth!
[It's really gone! One of her bottom incisors is gone! Now her smile isn't as toothy! What should she do?!]
I-I'll ask the tooth fairy to put it back! She'll put it back!
[The camera is angled, but it at least picks up a pigtailed little girl rushing to her bed and stuffing the little white tooth hastily under her pillow. And then she sits anxiously at her bedside, watching and waiting, waiting...! She checks it, only to find it's still there! Okay, maybe she just needs to wait a little more! ... IT'S STILL THERE. D':
/SCREAM
She finally addresses the journal itself, cheeks red.]
How do I put back a tooth?!
((sort of babysitting heh, but I should be able to go tag-crazy in 1-2 hours 8D))
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You're going to need glue. Oh, and some gum. And a tooth, obviously. Something to, um, appease the tooth fairy would be good, too. Like--a leprechaun. Find a leprechaun.
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But those aren't real!
[Does she realize this contradicts believing in the tooth fairy? Pffft, no. Leprechauns aren't real. :|]
... But I can find gum! A-and glue, I can find!
[Are you trying to make her eat glue
that isn't very superhero-like]
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[Well, he doesn't want to lose his
onlybiggest fan, so he won't make her eat glue. He'll just tease her a bit.]How about peanut butter? Come on! Sticky things. That's what you need. Sticky things.
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How about syrup, too? I eat it with my pancakes, so maybe that'll work, too!
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[Having a mindless distraction isn't too bad, actually.]
Then you, um, just put it back in. You know, with the sticky stuff. Piece of cake, actually, I was kidding earlier when I said it wasn't easy--yeah.
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Did you ever lose teeth before, Mr. Superhero?
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That's really cool! I didn't know that was a superpower!
What other kinds of superpowers do you have?
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Oh, well, if you want to be technical, it's not so much that I have powers as really, really cool toys.
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[That, and his toys are the kind that can level buildings.]
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[...Mostly.]
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She isn't wrong.]
Whatever floats your boat, kiddo.