asobouyo | 26th Teddy Bear [HORRIFYING ACCIDENTAL VIDEO!!!]

[What a pleasant day... The birds are chirping, the breeze is gentle, the sun is sunny—

CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING D8]

KYAAAAA, PAPA, MAMA!!

[What, that isn't a normal Elicia post? The journal is practically flung across the kid's room as the sound of panicked footfalls rush around the general vicinity. There's the thud of an apple, as it rolls into view in the screen, and then a teary cry of disbelief soon after. PANIC PANIIIIC!!]

Was it s'pposed to fall out?! It's gone! The apple took my tooth! My whole tooth!

[It's really gone! One of her bottom incisors is gone! Now her smile isn't as toothy! What should she do?!]

I-I'll ask the tooth fairy to put it back! She'll put it back!

[The camera is angled, but it at least picks up a pigtailed little girl rushing to her bed and stuffing the little white tooth hastily under her pillow. And then she sits anxiously at her bedside, watching and waiting, waiting...! She checks it, only to find it's still there! Okay, maybe she just needs to wait a little more! ... IT'S STILL THERE. D':

/SCREAM

She finally addresses the journal itself, cheeks red.]

How do I put back a tooth?!

((sort of babysitting heh, but I should be able to go tag-crazy in 1-2 hours 8D))

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[ ....!!! ]

[ Wait, what? She's... just lost a tooth? ]

[ Isn't she like... five or something? Something like that. Lightning is not good with childrens. ]

[ Siiiiiiigh. ]

Elicia, hey. Calm down.

[ Steady, firm voice is go. ]

[LOOK LADY MY TEETH WERE PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND NOW ONE IS GONE SO DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. :C]

My tooth's gone! It's right here! [it looks so tiny and sad in my palm] What do I do??

Lost your first tooth, kiddo?

N-no, I didn't lose it! I have it right here! See?

[And indeed, she has a tooth between her index and thumb.]

[He's really very busy, but he can't pass this up. Even if he should know better than to troll small, panic-stricken children, well, he doesn't.]

Putting a tooth back is no walk in the park, Short Stack.

Mr. Superhero!!

[If anyone knows how to put a tooth back, it's gotta be a superhero! Just look at how much they fight. They probably put back their own teeth on a regular basis.]

Do you know how to fix it? I can do it, just tell me how!

[She giggles a little at the poor girl.]

I'm sorry Elicia, but the tooth fairy can't put it back.

It's fine, honest.

[ Lightning shifts a little, leaning closer to the 'camera' herself. This is a little strange, you know- it's been a while now since that day in the rain, but the vague memory of it still bites like a knife in her side. You tend to remember being pulled back from death confused, half-crazed... and needing to be taken care of by a little girl. ]

It's just a baby tooth. I'm guessing... this is your first one to come out.

[ SHE'S A DETECTIVE. ]

[...Well. That's an interesting thing to hear on his way out of the hospital. 8|;;;]

Elicia, you don't have to scream about it...

Well, if you're absolutely sure.

You're going to need glue. Oh, and some gum. And a tooth, obviously. Something to, um, appease the tooth fairy would be good, too. Like--a leprechaun. Find a leprechaun.

But my tooth fell out! And it's bleeding! That means it's bad!!

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S-she can't?! But why not? She's the tooth fairy, so that means she should be real good at doing stuff like this, doesn't it?

[She gently shakes her head.]

Not even the tooth fairy can put back a lost tooth. But, don't worry. Teeth themselves are really magical too. When you lose one as a little girl, a brand new one will grow in its place. A stronger one, which won't fall out if you take good care of your teeth.

A leprechaun?

...

But those aren't real!

[Does she realize this contradicts believing in the tooth fairy? Pffft, no. Leprechauns aren't real. :|]

... But I can find gum! A-and glue, I can find!

[Are you trying to make her eat glue

that isn't very superhero-like]

A baby tooth? But I'm almost six! I'm not a baby no more...

[duuuuh]

Really? My tooth'll grow out?

[...]

Are teeth like plants?

[She shakes her head.]

No, they aren't. Your second tooth has to be taken special care of, because it won't grow back if you lose it. But, don't worry. It's a strong tooth and it won't fall out if you take good care of it.

[OH GOD A CHILD SCREAMING OH GOD NO. Oh wait it's just a lost tooth this is an easy one. SO WITH THE BEST HERO VOICE HE CAN MUSTER:]

I know it's scary to lose your first tooth, but you don't have to worry. Your teeth grow back when you lose them.

[~~he lost his first tooth when daddy smacked it out of his mouth it was awful. Or maybe that was Razlo's first tooth since it's Razlo's memories.~~]

It's not bad, they're supposed to do that. Get your mom to put some gauze on it and it'll stop soon.

Yeah. That's the thing.

[ Pause. Is she... really explaining this? Surely there's someone else better suited for it, right?? But-- ]

As you get older, you start losing the teeth you had as a 'baby,' and then they're replaced by bigger ones.

You never know. There are a lot of things that aren't supposed to be real here, Fun Size.

[Well, he doesn't want to lose his ~~only~~ biggest fan, so he won't make her eat glue. He'll just tease her a bit.]

How about peanut butter? Come on! Sticky things. That's what you need. Sticky things.

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