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Elicia Hughes • Age 7 ([personal profile] asobouyo) wrote2011-07-11 03:23 pm

26th Teddy Bear [HORRIFYING ACCIDENTAL VIDEO!!!]

[What a pleasant day... The birds are chirping, the breeze is gentle, the sun is sunny—

CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING D8]

KYAAAAA, PAPA, MAMA!!

[What, that isn't a normal Elicia post? The journal is practically flung across the kid's room as the sound of panicked footfalls rush around the general vicinity. There's the thud of an apple, as it rolls into view in the screen, and then a teary cry of disbelief soon after. PANIC PANIIIIC!!]


Was it s'pposed to fall out?! It's gone! The apple took my tooth! My whole tooth!

[It's really gone! One of her bottom incisors is gone! Now her smile isn't as toothy! What should she do?!]

I-I'll ask the tooth fairy to put it back! She'll put it back!

[The camera is angled, but it at least picks up a pigtailed little girl rushing to her bed and stuffing the little white tooth hastily under her pillow. And then she sits anxiously at her bedside, watching and waiting, waiting...! She checks it, only to find it's still there! Okay, maybe she just needs to wait a little more! ... IT'S STILL THERE. D':

/SCREAM

She finally addresses the journal itself, cheeks red.]


How do I put back a tooth?!

((sort of babysitting
heh, but I should be able to go tag-crazy in 1-2 hours 8D))

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[identity profile] ironizing.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you must know some pretty boring grown-ups, then.

[That, and his toys are the kind that can level buildings.]

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[identity profile] ironizing.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me, Short Stack, if everyone had the kind of toys I did, well, let's face it--the world would be in a pretty big pickle.

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[identity profile] ironizing.livejournal.com 2011-07-16 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you hit it right on the nose, there. I'm kind of a big deal.

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[identity profile] ironizing.livejournal.com 2011-07-17 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That is exactly what it means, Cheerios.

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[identity profile] ironizing.livejournal.com 2011-07-20 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I take vacations. [To Monaco. Only to be attacked by arch nemeses he didn't even know he had. Lovely, that.] Besides--you say all this like being a superhero isn't enjoyable. And I can assure you--it is.

[...Mostly.]

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[identity profile] ironizing.livejournal.com 2011-07-21 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Well.

She isn't wrong.]


Whatever floats your boat, kiddo.