5th Teddy Bear [Action]

[asobouyo]

[Are you walking though a certain hallway in CH4, Floor 6? Or are you passing casually by the front of the school? If you are, then you'd better watch out—from behind, a figure leaps from the corner, fake aluminum and cardboard sword in hand! Who could it be but the most devilish of all villains...!]

Yaaaargh, gimme all your valurables!






♪ And then I'll save your princesses!! ♪

 

[Yes, it's Elicia donning pirate wear! Or, at least, an eyepatch and a saber. Close enough, right? She's been hearing an awful lot about pirates, and with this whole 'Halloween' thing coming up, she has a lot to think about! :U]

 

Comments

[markofthewise]

[Sokka has a REAL sword. And a hawk on his shoulder! He's already a better pirate than you, Elicia. And he's walking past the playground at that. What do?]

[asobouyo]

[She jumps out with her sword pointed at him! Hey, it's that little girl you made cry the other day. How 'do?

Pffft, parrots, Sokka, parrots.]

Yaaar! Don't move! You're in my terr-aaa-tory, mateeey!

[markofthewise]

[Psh, making girls is a hobby. He's got a collection, by now. How can he be expected to keep track?]

Huh? [He exchanges glances with Hawky.] What happens if I move?

[asobouyo]

[She puffs out her chest all tough-like, but she seems a little more excited to be playing than tough and menacing.]

I'll throw you in the brig!!

[She points to the jungle-gym. AAAAH, NOT THE JUNGLE-GYM!!!]

[markofthewise]

[... right. You silly little kid. He has a hard time shaking the whole SERIOUS BUSINESS thing with little kids. You know, despite being able to go around wearing a fake beard.]

Really. What about Hawky? Do you have a brig for him, too?

[asobouyo]

No, Hawky's cool! He can stay on top of it and look cool!

[Seriously that is, like, the coolest bird. *_*]

Is Hawky a boy??

[markofthewise]

Oh. Good for him. [And yes he's a boy! Jeez, Elicia, all those male pronouns.]

He's a messenger hawk.

[asobouyo]

[She's EXCITED OKAY?]

...A messenger hawk?

How does he send messages? Can he talk?

[markofthewise]

[Jeez, little kids. He's glad he never was one.]

Nope, he can't talk. [Sokka kneels down and edges Hawky down to sit on his arm.] See this tube on his back? You just put a letter inside there, close the top... and then you just tell him where to go, and off he'll go!

[asobouyo]

[Oh w/e, being a little kid is awesome.]

Really? He understands where to fly if you just tell him?

[markofthewise]

He's a very smart bird. Of course, this place is all new, so I've had to walk him around and let him know where all the different stores and houses are.

[asobouyo]

Ohhh! Are all the birds in your world really smart?

[markofthewise]

Uh, well. No. Messenger hawks are just bred to be smart, I guess.

[asobouyo]

Oh. I guess that makes sense!









Can it add and subtract??

[markofthewise]

Yeeeeeeah, no. Not at all. He isn't so keen on the talking thing, either.

[asobouyo]

Aww, well, that's okay. I can't subtract yet! Maybe you can teach him how to? Then he'd be the smartest bird in the whole entire universe!

I think.

[markofthewise]

[He laughs.]

Yeeah, I don't see that happening any time soon. [Looking down at her sword now.] So, what was that about a brig?

[asobouyo]

Um?

Oh——Oh yeaaaah!!

[She points that sword right back up.]

Do you have anything valurable on you, mister and mister Hawky?!

[markofthewise]

[He lowers his face and gives an evil grin.]

Don't you know who I am? I'm the notorious bounty hunter, Thunderaxe! I make a living bringing in outlaws like you!

[asobouyo]

[Gaaaasp~!]

You're a bounty hunter?

[asobouyo]

...But I won't let you catch me!

[markofthewise]

No one escapes Thunderaxe! I'm bringing you in for the reward!

[asobouyo]

[She giggles and runs behind the nearest tree.]

Thunderaxe is a silly name! You don't have a axe!

[OOOO, BURN!!]

[markofthewise]

Oh, don't I? [He has many weapons Elicia. Sword, boomerang, knife on belt. And those are just the ones you can SEE. He does, in fact, have a hatchet on him somewhere.]

[asobouyo]

Weeeell...

[Hm.]

You don't have any thunder!