5th Teddy Bear [Action]

[asobouyo]

[Are you walking though a certain hallway in CH4, Floor 6? Or are you passing casually by the front of the school? If you are, then you'd better watch out—from behind, a figure leaps from the corner, fake aluminum and cardboard sword in hand! Who could it be but the most devilish of all villains...!]

Yaaaargh, gimme all your valurables!






♪ And then I'll save your princesses!! ♪

 

[Yes, it's Elicia donning pirate wear! Or, at least, an eyepatch and a saber. Close enough, right? She's been hearing an awful lot about pirates, and with this whole 'Halloween' thing coming up, she has a lot to think about! :U]

 

Comments

[markofthewise]

Yeeeeeeah, no. Not at all. He isn't so keen on the talking thing, either.

[asobouyo]

Aww, well, that's okay. I can't subtract yet! Maybe you can teach him how to? Then he'd be the smartest bird in the whole entire universe!

I think.

[markofthewise]

[He laughs.]

Yeeah, I don't see that happening any time soon. [Looking down at her sword now.] So, what was that about a brig?

[asobouyo]

Um?

Oh——Oh yeaaaah!!

[She points that sword right back up.]

Do you have anything valurable on you, mister and mister Hawky?!

[markofthewise]

[He lowers his face and gives an evil grin.]

Don't you know who I am? I'm the notorious bounty hunter, Thunderaxe! I make a living bringing in outlaws like you!

[asobouyo]

[Gaaaasp~!]

You're a bounty hunter?

[asobouyo]

...But I won't let you catch me!

[markofthewise]

No one escapes Thunderaxe! I'm bringing you in for the reward!

[asobouyo]

[She giggles and runs behind the nearest tree.]

Thunderaxe is a silly name! You don't have a axe!

[OOOO, BURN!!]

[markofthewise]

Oh, don't I? [He has many weapons Elicia. Sword, boomerang, knife on belt. And those are just the ones you can SEE. He does, in fact, have a hatchet on him somewhere.]

[asobouyo]

Weeeell...

[Hm.]

You don't have any thunder!

[markofthewise]

Oh, well uh... Oh!

[Sokka holds out one hand and uses Tsinku to summon up some tiny strands of electricity to travel between his five fingers.]

Close enough?

[asobouyo]

[...Staaaaring at that magic.]

...

Are you a magic-son?

[markofthewise]

A magician? [Nanako seemed to like that...]

Sure. In fact... I think there's something in your ear...

[asobouyo]

[She grabs her earlobe hesitantly. O sweet gullibility, thy name is child.]

In my ear?

[markofthewise]

Yeah, don't worry. I'll get it.

[He reaches over and pulls out a knife! Still sheathed, fortunately.]

There we go. That should fix that. [And who said Sokka was bad with kids?]

1/2

[asobouyo]

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare...]

[asobouyo]

Thanks, mister! That could hurt me if you didn't find it!

[orz]

[markofthewise]

That's why you should always remember to wash behind your ears. You never know what kind of stuff can collect back there.

[asobouyo]

You're right! I'll be extra careful to!

[The boomerang and knife and sword are pretty interesting there...]

Do you know how to use lots of weapons, mister?

[markofthewise]

[He nods.]

Yeah, I guess you could say I'm something of a weapon expert... I make them, too!

[asobouyo]

Ooooh! Can you fight with swords and throw koo-dai and shoot arrows? With bows!!

[markofthewise]

Uh. Just the first one really.

[asobouyo]

That's still good, though! I don't know how to do any!

But Mr. Longshot said he'll teach me when I'm this many~!

[Seven fingers held up, and one bent in half. She will never forget this promise, Longshot. B|]

[markofthewise]

Really? Longshot told you that?

[Are we talking about the same Longshot here?]