5th Teddy Bear [Action]

[asobouyo]

[Are you walking though a certain hallway in CH4, Floor 6? Or are you passing casually by the front of the school? If you are, then you'd better watch out—from behind, a figure leaps from the corner, fake aluminum and cardboard sword in hand! Who could it be but the most devilish of all villains...!]

Yaaaargh, gimme all your valurables!






♪ And then I'll save your princesses!! ♪

 

[Yes, it's Elicia donning pirate wear! Or, at least, an eyepatch and a saber. Close enough, right? She's been hearing an awful lot about pirates, and with this whole 'Halloween' thing coming up, she has a lot to think about! :U]

 

Comments

[asobouyo]

That depends on your bounty!!

[POKE, POKE!! That sword is poking your spine! >:T]

What're ya worth, spikey-haired mister??

1/2

[goldenglasses]

Ah! Well, you see... you are in the presence of...

[goldenglasses]

THE DASTARDLY SPIKEY BANDIT OUTLAW WITH A 60 BILLION DOUBLE DOLLAR BOUNTY ON MY HEAD! GRRRRR! [Makes a silly scary face.]

[asobouyo]

[She screams all girly-like, but it's followed by giggles.]

Oh no!! 60 billion!!

[She points her sword and looks determined.]

That's enough for a real boat! I'm taking you in, mister!

[goldenglasses]

Oh, well, in that case. You have to catch me first! [Takes off down the hall.]

[asobouyo]

[dfsdklfjl CURSE YOU OUTLAW!!

She gives chase!]

Heeeeey, I thought you were a tough outlaw!

[huff puff]

[goldenglasses]

I don't remember saying anything about being a tough outlaw! I'm a cowardly one! [Slowing down to make sure you can catch him, without being TOO obvious.]

[asobouyo]

[RUNNING RUNNING RUNNING—

OH NO SHE TRIPPED AND FELL DOWN!! D:

wooooe!]

[goldenglasses]

[Oh crap. Turning on a dime and coming back.] Uh, oh. Are you alright?

1/2

[asobouyo]

[...]

[asobouyo]

[POPS UP WITH A FINGER GUN!!]

Aha!! You fell for it! Now I got you, mister!

[>:^D]

[goldenglasses]

Ah! Oh no! I've been tricked! [Puts hands up again.] I surrender. [You little cheater.]

[asobouyo]

[She laughs.]

You're not very good at being an outlaw, mister!

[She puffs out her chest.]

You have to be tougher! And you have to know how to trick people!

[goldenglasses]

Be tougher? Like this? [Holds out his hands in mock claws and gives out a meek little: rawr! Plenty of room to teach him how to do better!]

[asobouyo]

...

That's not very tough, either.

How about finger guns instead!!

[SHE MAKES AWESOME FINGERGUNS!]

And you talk in a scarier voice, and you say stuff like 'give me your loot!' or 'I'm gonna throw you in the brig-pen!'

[goldenglasses]

Hmmm. [Holds out his fingers.] Grrr! I'm a big mean outlaw! Give me your loot or I'll tickle you!

[TICKLE ATTACK!]

[asobouyo]

[LOLING ALL OVER THE PLACE.]

Aaaaah, stop, you win, you win! You're a good outlaw!

[MY ONE WEAKNESS HOW DID YOU KNOW]

[goldenglasses]

Alright! I'll stop under one condition! [Tickle! Tickle!]

[asobouyo]

[CAN'T BREATHE GOODNESS WHYYYYY]

Okay, okay, okay!! What is it??

[goldenglasses]

Give up dastardly ways to help spread love and peace! [TICKLE!]

[asobouyo]

[GAAAAAAAAAAAASP]

OKAY!! I will!! I give up being das-ter-ly!!

[goldenglasses]

[Stops tickling.] Alright, but I won't believe you until you say it.

Love! And! Peace!

1/3

[asobouyo]

... Love...

[asobouyo]

and

[asobouyo]

PEACE!!!