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26th Teddy Bear [HORRIFYING ACCIDENTAL VIDEO!!!]
[What a pleasant day... The birds are chirping, the breeze is gentle, the sun is sunny—
CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING D8]
KYAAAAA, PAPA, MAMA!!
[What, that isn't a normal Elicia post? The journal is practically flung across the kid's room as the sound of panicked footfalls rush around the general vicinity. There's the thud of an apple, as it rolls into view in the screen, and then a teary cry of disbelief soon after. PANIC PANIIIIC!!]
Was it s'pposed to fall out?! It's gone! The apple took my tooth! My whole tooth!
[It's really gone! One of her bottom incisors is gone! Now her smile isn't as toothy! What should she do?!]
I-I'll ask the tooth fairy to put it back! She'll put it back!
[The camera is angled, but it at least picks up a pigtailed little girl rushing to her bed and stuffing the little white tooth hastily under her pillow. And then she sits anxiously at her bedside, watching and waiting, waiting...! She checks it, only to find it's still there! Okay, maybe she just needs to wait a little more! ... IT'S STILL THERE. D':
/SCREAM
She finally addresses the journal itself, cheeks red.]
How do I put back a tooth?!
((sort of babysitting heh, but I should be able to go tag-crazy in 1-2 hours 8D))
CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING D8]
KYAAAAA, PAPA, MAMA!!
[What, that isn't a normal Elicia post? The journal is practically flung across the kid's room as the sound of panicked footfalls rush around the general vicinity. There's the thud of an apple, as it rolls into view in the screen, and then a teary cry of disbelief soon after. PANIC PANIIIIC!!]
Was it s'pposed to fall out?! It's gone! The apple took my tooth! My whole tooth!
[It's really gone! One of her bottom incisors is gone! Now her smile isn't as toothy! What should she do?!]
I-I'll ask the tooth fairy to put it back! She'll put it back!
[The camera is angled, but it at least picks up a pigtailed little girl rushing to her bed and stuffing the little white tooth hastily under her pillow. And then she sits anxiously at her bedside, watching and waiting, waiting...! She checks it, only to find it's still there! Okay, maybe she just needs to wait a little more! ... IT'S STILL THERE. D':
/SCREAM
She finally addresses the journal itself, cheeks red.]
How do I put back a tooth?!
((sort of babysitting heh, but I should be able to go tag-crazy in 1-2 hours 8D))
oh that's good, yes :]
...
But then. Um.
How do animals keep their teeth clean, if they don't have teethbrushes?
I can't believe they are seriously having this conversation... :]
[most of the animals on Gunsmoke don't even have teeth]
They're animals so even if their teeth did get dirty and fall out I don't think they'd mind.
Welcome to five-year-olds. |Db
Maybe they have teeth made out of stuff that's even stronger than real bones! Maybe they got ROCK teeth!!
He loves it here |Db
|Db
:')c
It doesn't hurt them, you see Sandworms are really big and very strong...
[and very creepy, but we can skip that part :'Db]
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I thought I tagged this last night. Huh. 8|a
[hmmmmm, how to explain this to a five year old child]
They eat rocks all the time, so it's okay for their bodies.
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...
Rocks sound like they wouldn't taste very good.
[Eeyuck X|]
I... must have ~imagination tagged~ again
[Getting sand in your mouth is totally the same as eating rocks okay. B|]
|D
and then I just spammed this icon the rest of the thread I mean-
Having rocks in your teeth would really hurt too
[
why does this conversation keep circling back to pain?]B^) huehuehuehue
there needs to be a trigun cast beach party before the summer is over :'D
Do you like the beach?
[okay so he's totally not going to admit that he only has a vague idea of what a beach is and that he's never really been to one and he doesn't know how to swim to a 5 year old.
yet];u; we really do need one
maybe something can be arranged before they're chibis, even if a chibi beach party would be cute *A*
[Well, for kids anyways. He can't really picture himself playing any games at the beach now
except to entertain children, because c'mon we all know he'd help her make a sand castle if she asked.]*A* We'll need to plan something when milly-mun gets back!
One of these days I'll drop him in a lake or something so he learns to drown properly. I mean swim.
[and gosh, he'd have more enthusiasm in his voice if he wasn't trying to fathom this in his brain. He's just picturing people on wooden planks bobbing up and down on what is basically a huge ass puddle. 8|;;]