asobouyo | 20th Teddy Bear [Action/Accidental Video]

[Action/Accidental video]

[Aaaand her journal goes tumbling over on its side, peering up to capture Elicia... in the middle of adventure. That is, she's got a red ~~towel~~ cape on, and a foam basebat bat in the other, in front of Winry's house. Also, Shiro the bear and Shiva the polar bear are currently tied up back-to-back in the distance. They're really in a pickle, man.]

Let them go, evil villain!!
Or I'll use my giant robot to stop you once. and. for. all!!

['CAUSE WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM. B(

Also, talkin' to the two tied-up stuffed animals:]

Don't worry, Chef-Pirate Sanji! I'll save you and Warrior Fighter Longshot in noooo time, so hang on!

[Let her warm up her Kamina impression. Basically sounding confident = VICTORY. And if she's going to be the youngest robo pilot, it has to be legit.]

And I've got a cool sidekick--they can kick lots of butt, too, mister! [Keh!!] 'Cause we're the strongest heroes in the whole universe!!

[If you're passing by in the background? SHE'S TALKING TO YOU. Yeah, you, with the face. If you happen to be passing by for some [action] and adventure, you CAN write [action/video], because she'll be accidentally recording all of this for your if you want friends and family to enjoy it in future movie theaters. :|b

...And yes, people can comment to your video thread, if you want some first-hand embarrassment for the people who actually play along. Anyone who just wants to comment on the video in general can just assume she's talking to air, then. |D]

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[Isn't he the sidekick? Don't be putting all the pressure on him, woman. Gosh.]

I think they're pretty much doomed. Although it we don't rescue them, they'll eat the bad guy's honey instead.

[OH NOOOOO]

[KEH! BUT I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP!]

But if the bad guy catches them eating his honey, they might try to hurt big bro bear and Mr. Bear!

[... ah, well, so much for that.]

Okay, fine. So... where's the bad guy? We can worry about bears once we beat him.

He's OVER THERE!!

[She points dramatically to a broom leaning against the tree... a broom with a red blanket tied on it. And round orange paper cut-outs for 'eyes'.

Huh.]

He's the biggest baddest outlaw there ever was! And he kidnaps people to turn them into bears, 'cause then they can't hold nothing 'cause they don't have any thumbs!!

[She runs over and picks up the broom by the handle, waving it forward a little threateningly.]

And he wants to turn the big strong Thunderaxe into a teddy bear, so he can't fight neither!

[... right. An evil broom. Well, he's dealt with worse.]

Thee Broomhead King? That is serious. He's even worse than the Melon Lord. [Sokka considers his next move. He does have a lot of sharp and dangerous objects on him and could probably decapitate the broom in much the same way he did the Melon Lord, but that's not very age appropriate and her dad or Winry might catch him doing it.

... he spies a stick in the yard, so he picks it up.]

He'll have to beat me first, though.

[Ehem! Lets give Broomhead king a scary voice!]

Bwahahaha, you can't defeat me! I've got a... a...

... What kinda weapon do you think Broomhead King has?

Weapon? [No no, we can do better than a weapon.]

He has beams of lightning that come out of his eyes!

[Very Aku-esque. And fitting for an evil broom overlord.]

I've got beams of lightning that come out of my eyes!!

You'll never win, Thunderaxe! Bwahahaha!!

[Waving this broom oh-so-threateningly!! :U]

That just goes to show what you know.

[He reaches into his ~~man purse~~...]

[And pulls out his rarely used by always on hand emergency sunglasses.]

I have lightning beam reflecting eyewear!

[sdfjldkjfldk OH SHIT

The broom is swaying in SHOCK!]

How did you find those?!

Pchoo, pchoo!

[Broomhead King is making silly shooty noises, but HARK, my lighting beams are ineffective!]

They were on sale.

[He'll just walk up and impale Broomhead King's head with his stick.]

It look like the Broomhead King has been...

[He pulls off his sunglasses.]

Swept away.

...

But Mr. Sokka, you didn't sweep him away, you poked him!

[....]

It's a pun. When you take down the bad guy, you always have to follow it up with a cool line. That's how it's done!

Ooooh!

You're really good at this, Mr. Sokka! You must fight lots of bad guys!

Yeah, pretty much. [Shrugs.]

So I guess that's it for the Broomhead King. Now what?

Now... [Hmm.] Now I gotta give you something for helping save the day!

[She's just gonna run over to a small backpack and fish something out. Is it a medal?! Cash that has no use here!? No, it's--!

A cookie, freshly wrapped! |D]

Here! This is for you, for being brave and strong!

Oh. Thanks. [He wonders if the cookie is even edible, but he puts it in his bag. He should probably return the favor.]

And uh, I guess this is for you. [He holds out.. a strip of beef jerky!] This is for uh... holding him off until I got here. I guess.

...

What is it?

[Looking it over in her hand. This is kinda weird looking. :/]

... beef jerky. You don't know what beef jerky is?

[Goodness, girl, your father has been sheltering you!]

[Just gonna... shake my head to that.]

Does it taste good?

Of course it tastes good! It tastes like meat, but you don't have to worry about it going bad.

... It never goes bad? Really really?

[... It doesn't look that tasty... but then, neither does meatloaf, and she likes that plenty!]

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