![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
36th Teddy Bear [Video/Action] Backdated to the 11th
[Video]
HOOOYAH!!
[Welcome to my entry. Enjoy your stay.
In the meanwhile, Elicia's posing with a cape on and a... construction paper... wand thing? Look, it's a magical thing, whatever. In the other hand is' Law's present from forever ago; it's a wooden sword! Cool.]
I'm a superhero, at your service; my name's Eli— ...
Sailor Lion, and I'll help out anyone who needs help! If you've got witches or dinosaurs or big animals or anything at all you gotta' get rid of, I can do that! I've got really strong powers and stuff. Mr. Kipinn and Ms. Nala've taught me real good, so I can do things with the wind and heal your cuts or bruises...
Um—and I can also make you a dream-catch-er. I made one once, and I hung it up, and some of my bad dreams started going away. So maybe it'll help you, too! They won't look ugly, I promise; I'll make them so nice, you'll really like them...!
... But if they don't work, then you can tell me and I'll get you something else to help, like... like a teddy bear. Teddies are really good at making you feel better when you're sleeping, like pillows, except they're more huggable!
[what else, what else]
Oh! And Yotsuba, I got a present for you!
A-and Ms. Katniss, I'd love to plant something nice outside, if you still wanna...
[Action]
[So with that out of the way, the day may continue. Which is basically "hell yes Elicia found a magnifying glass" day. The best obvious thing to do is to keep wearing the cape and go from Sailor to Detective. She's crouched down in the grass with a few dolls around her, looking intensely at a papertowel roll sitting on top of a book.
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS.]
Hummmmm...! Hmmmm......!!
There's a hair here! It's gotta belong to the person who did this....
[You can run and hide, action figure, but I will find you. To one of the little army guy action figures:]
Mr. Sergeant Lieutenant, don't let anybody go! Someone in this room is a thief!!
HOOOYAH!!
[Welcome to my entry. Enjoy your stay.
In the meanwhile, Elicia's posing with a cape on and a... construction paper... wand thing? Look, it's a magical thing, whatever. In the other hand is' Law's present from forever ago; it's a wooden sword! Cool.]
I'm a superhero, at your service; my name's Eli— ...
Sailor Lion, and I'll help out anyone who needs help! If you've got witches or dinosaurs or big animals or anything at all you gotta' get rid of, I can do that! I've got really strong powers and stuff. Mr. Kipinn and Ms. Nala've taught me real good, so I can do things with the wind and heal your cuts or bruises...
Um—and I can also make you a dream-catch-er. I made one once, and I hung it up, and some of my bad dreams started going away. So maybe it'll help you, too! They won't look ugly, I promise; I'll make them so nice, you'll really like them...!
... But if they don't work, then you can tell me and I'll get you something else to help, like... like a teddy bear. Teddies are really good at making you feel better when you're sleeping, like pillows, except they're more huggable!
[what else, what else]
Oh! And Yotsuba, I got a present for you!
A-and Ms. Katniss, I'd love to plant something nice outside, if you still wanna...
[Action]
[So with that out of the way, the day may continue. Which is basically "hell yes Elicia found a magnifying glass" day. The best obvious thing to do is to keep wearing the cape and go from Sailor to Detective. She's crouched down in the grass with a few dolls around her, looking intensely at a papertowel roll sitting on top of a book.
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS.]
Hummmmm...! Hmmmm......!!
There's a hair here! It's gotta belong to the person who did this....
[You can run and hide, action figure, but I will find you. To one of the little army guy action figures:]
Mr. Sergeant Lieutenant, don't let anybody go! Someone in this room is a thief!!
[Video]
Which is why she (alas) breaks the hug to position herself in front of Elicia... and hops.]
[Video]
But no, what is this strange thing on the floor here?]
It's a ball! Or a giant marble! Is it a giant marble??
[it appears to have a button... :T]
[Video]
Jumpluff sadly lacks the hands required to activate the Pokéball, but there wouldn't be much to see anyway. The ball is empty.
Empty, however, doesn't me unused. B)
Can you see that tiny point far away on the horizon? The one that looks like a dude hovering on a ball and followed by a purple monster (maybe because it is a dude hovering on a ball and followed by a purple monster)?
Time to fulfil your destiny and put a final stop to evil, Sailor Lion! /dramatic music starts playing]
[Action]
Duuuuuuude.
Hovering on a ball, are you a magician.
ARE YOU A MAGICIAN.
BE STILL, LION'S BEATING HEART.]
Whoa!!
[Action] now with 100% less subject line fail yes
And not just any magician, the best magician.
And because there's nothing like a dramatic entrance, he jumps off of Electrode (cape wide open, of course) as soon as he gets close!
Ta-daaaaah!]
[Action]
CLAP CLAP CLAP
STANDING OVATION OH GOSH]
[Action]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU
Now please excuse him as he crouches to your level to give your hand a peck
Don't you feel like a real lady, Elicia]
We finally meet, Sailor Lion!
[Meanwhile, Haunter just chills near Electrode. Too bad he doesn't have a foot, because he would definitely tap it.]
[Action]
It's nice to meet you, too! Sailor Lion's here to help however she can!!
[pose!!]
[Action]
But this is the moment to stand up and fight! Or at least stand up with a dramatic flourish of his cape and stare at the big purple Pokémon.]
Now is the time... to put an end to this threat, once and for all!
[... Oh, that's Haunter's cue, isn't it? Wow look he's so menacing
real monster there
totally not awkward]
[Action]
How do I do it?? Tell me how to stop the monster, and I'll do it!
[She holds up the weird ball
I CAN DO THIS]
[Action]
You must first recite the ancient banishing ritual! Only then can you throw the ball at the Nightmare, and trap him for the ages to come!
[Meanwhile, he'll extend his arms towards Haunter and pretend he's containing ALL THIS RAW POWER!!! It's complete bullcrap, of course, but he's a magician. He can't just stand around and do nothing!]
[Action]
What's the ritual thingy? I'll say it!
[god i'm so sorry haunter, your life is misery]
[Action]
[it's ok, haunter is used to this by now
it is a small price to pay to have someone as hilariously trollable as eusine for a trainer]
[Action]
[Action]
... to the dark abyss where you came from...!!!
[Action]
[AND THEN SHE WAITS
WHAT NOW
WHAT DO I DO, MY ARM IS JUST OUT WITH THIS POKEBALL]
[Action]
Push the button! Now!!
[Action]
this button? :|a
CLICK.]
Hyaaah!
[because sound effects and yells are still important]
[Action]
A great beam of light erupts from the ball, hitting Haunter- sorry, the ~Purple Nightmare~ straight in the head!
... Haunter doesn't even bother looking all dramatic while he's summoned back into his Pokéball. Whatever man, he's so done with this crap.
And with a click, the ball closes, sealing Haunter's evil forever and ever (or at least until Eusine gets back to his apartment). DUNDUNDUN!]
[Action] 1/2
[omigosh]
[Action]
[Action]
IT'S HERO HUG TIME!]
You saved us all, great hero!!
[Action]
I couldn'ta done it without you!! You're a mighty hero, too!!
[Action]
He might or might not be beaming like an idiot]
You give me too much credit. I merely provided you with the means to fulfil your destiny!
[... Not that he's not totally a hero. Someday he'll have to tell you all about how he saved Suicune's life.
It was amazing.]