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36th Teddy Bear [Video/Action] Backdated to the 11th
[Video]
HOOOYAH!!
[Welcome to my entry. Enjoy your stay.
In the meanwhile, Elicia's posing with a cape on and a... construction paper... wand thing? Look, it's a magical thing, whatever. In the other hand is' Law's present from forever ago; it's a wooden sword! Cool.]
I'm a superhero, at your service; my name's Eli— ...
Sailor Lion, and I'll help out anyone who needs help! If you've got witches or dinosaurs or big animals or anything at all you gotta' get rid of, I can do that! I've got really strong powers and stuff. Mr. Kipinn and Ms. Nala've taught me real good, so I can do things with the wind and heal your cuts or bruises...
Um—and I can also make you a dream-catch-er. I made one once, and I hung it up, and some of my bad dreams started going away. So maybe it'll help you, too! They won't look ugly, I promise; I'll make them so nice, you'll really like them...!
... But if they don't work, then you can tell me and I'll get you something else to help, like... like a teddy bear. Teddies are really good at making you feel better when you're sleeping, like pillows, except they're more huggable!
[what else, what else]
Oh! And Yotsuba, I got a present for you!
A-and Ms. Katniss, I'd love to plant something nice outside, if you still wanna...
[Action]
[So with that out of the way, the day may continue. Which is basically "hell yes Elicia found a magnifying glass" day. The best obvious thing to do is to keep wearing the cape and go from Sailor to Detective. She's crouched down in the grass with a few dolls around her, looking intensely at a papertowel roll sitting on top of a book.
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS.]
Hummmmm...! Hmmmm......!!
There's a hair here! It's gotta belong to the person who did this....
[You can run and hide, action figure, but I will find you. To one of the little army guy action figures:]
Mr. Sergeant Lieutenant, don't let anybody go! Someone in this room is a thief!!
HOOOYAH!!
[Welcome to my entry. Enjoy your stay.
In the meanwhile, Elicia's posing with a cape on and a... construction paper... wand thing? Look, it's a magical thing, whatever. In the other hand is' Law's present from forever ago; it's a wooden sword! Cool.]
I'm a superhero, at your service; my name's Eli— ...
Sailor Lion, and I'll help out anyone who needs help! If you've got witches or dinosaurs or big animals or anything at all you gotta' get rid of, I can do that! I've got really strong powers and stuff. Mr. Kipinn and Ms. Nala've taught me real good, so I can do things with the wind and heal your cuts or bruises...
Um—and I can also make you a dream-catch-er. I made one once, and I hung it up, and some of my bad dreams started going away. So maybe it'll help you, too! They won't look ugly, I promise; I'll make them so nice, you'll really like them...!
... But if they don't work, then you can tell me and I'll get you something else to help, like... like a teddy bear. Teddies are really good at making you feel better when you're sleeping, like pillows, except they're more huggable!
[what else, what else]
Oh! And Yotsuba, I got a present for you!
A-and Ms. Katniss, I'd love to plant something nice outside, if you still wanna...
[Action]
[So with that out of the way, the day may continue. Which is basically "hell yes Elicia found a magnifying glass" day. The best obvious thing to do is to keep wearing the cape and go from Sailor to Detective. She's crouched down in the grass with a few dolls around her, looking intensely at a papertowel roll sitting on top of a book.
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS.]
Hummmmm...! Hmmmm......!!
There's a hair here! It's gotta belong to the person who did this....
[You can run and hide, action figure, but I will find you. To one of the little army guy action figures:]
Mr. Sergeant Lieutenant, don't let anybody go! Someone in this room is a thief!!
[Action] now with 100% less subject line fail yes
And not just any magician, the best magician.
And because there's nothing like a dramatic entrance, he jumps off of Electrode (cape wide open, of course) as soon as he gets close!
Ta-daaaaah!]
[Action]
CLAP CLAP CLAP
STANDING OVATION OH GOSH]
[Action]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU
Now please excuse him as he crouches to your level to give your hand a peck
Don't you feel like a real lady, Elicia]
We finally meet, Sailor Lion!
[Meanwhile, Haunter just chills near Electrode. Too bad he doesn't have a foot, because he would definitely tap it.]
[Action]
It's nice to meet you, too! Sailor Lion's here to help however she can!!
[pose!!]
[Action]
But this is the moment to stand up and fight! Or at least stand up with a dramatic flourish of his cape and stare at the big purple Pokémon.]
Now is the time... to put an end to this threat, once and for all!
[... Oh, that's Haunter's cue, isn't it? Wow look he's so menacing
real monster there
totally not awkward]
[Action]
How do I do it?? Tell me how to stop the monster, and I'll do it!
[She holds up the weird ball
I CAN DO THIS]
[Action]
You must first recite the ancient banishing ritual! Only then can you throw the ball at the Nightmare, and trap him for the ages to come!
[Meanwhile, he'll extend his arms towards Haunter and pretend he's containing ALL THIS RAW POWER!!! It's complete bullcrap, of course, but he's a magician. He can't just stand around and do nothing!]
[Action]
What's the ritual thingy? I'll say it!
[god i'm so sorry haunter, your life is misery]
[Action]
[it's ok, haunter is used to this by now
it is a small price to pay to have someone as hilariously trollable as eusine for a trainer]
[Action]
[Action]
... to the dark abyss where you came from...!!!
[Action]
[AND THEN SHE WAITS
WHAT NOW
WHAT DO I DO, MY ARM IS JUST OUT WITH THIS POKEBALL]
[Action]
Push the button! Now!!
[Action]
this button? :|a
CLICK.]
Hyaaah!
[because sound effects and yells are still important]
[Action]
A great beam of light erupts from the ball, hitting Haunter- sorry, the ~Purple Nightmare~ straight in the head!
... Haunter doesn't even bother looking all dramatic while he's summoned back into his Pokéball. Whatever man, he's so done with this crap.
And with a click, the ball closes, sealing Haunter's evil forever and ever (or at least until Eusine gets back to his apartment). DUNDUNDUN!]
[Action] 1/2
[omigosh]
[Action]
[Action]
IT'S HERO HUG TIME!]
You saved us all, great hero!!
[Action]
I couldn'ta done it without you!! You're a mighty hero, too!!
[Action]
He might or might not be beaming like an idiot]
You give me too much credit. I merely provided you with the means to fulfil your destiny!
[... Not that he's not totally a hero. Someday he'll have to tell you all about how he saved Suicune's life.
It was amazing.]