35th Teddy Bear [Video/Action]
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I've grown six whole inches since I got here!
[Hi there everyone, guess how proud this fabulous little princess is? Really fabuluous, that's what. She's noticed you, New Feathers, and that means between scheming and drawing, she must see what you're all up to.]
I'm Elicia, and I'm six years old.. Welcome to Luceti! I had a cool banner for it, but I'm gonna redraw it 'cause I'm a lot better at my letters now! A-and maybe I'll put some glitter on it, too, so it looks even better... [Because everything looks good with glitter. She's in a 'shiny = beautiful' phase, okay?
Wait. Important stuff.]
OH!!
And look, look what I'm learning!!
[She smiles at the camera and runs over to the middle of her rather pink room, where a teeny table with a few random toys are sitting--a small teddy, a train, a few bows and the like--and she's quiet for a moment. Pardon her if she's a little dramatic about it. It's just funner that way, okay? Adults do it sometimes too, anyway.]
Hooooooouuuu--!!
[Suddenly the toys all fly off the table as she does a silly hand motion toward it, and if the viewer listens well enough they can hear the wind from it whip against the book a bit. Regardless, Elicia is shining with joy at the effort once the items are littering the floor.]
Kipinn showed me!! I heard him at school once, and he promised he'd teach me some! I think if I keep trying, I can make a kite fly! D'you think so?? O-or maybe I'll fly paper planes!
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But I promise not to do it in class.
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[Speaking of mischief, she's enjoying this newfound power. A few hours later she's practicing her wind abilities out in the front yard; that is, she's hovering pieces of paper and when they're at her level she CHOPS them down dramatically with the little wooden sword Law'd given her.
I AM SUCH A BADASS.
Of course until the paper suddenly flies and smacks her square in the face, and she has to pry it off.]

Kipiiiin! No fair!!
[Also she might accidentally hit you with paper planes. Sorry 'bout it.]
I've grown six whole inches since I got here!
[Hi there everyone, guess how proud this fabulous little princess is? Really fabuluous, that's what. She's noticed you, New Feathers, and that means between scheming and drawing, she must see what you're all up to.]
I'm Elicia, and I'm six years old.. Welcome to Luceti! I had a cool banner for it, but I'm gonna redraw it 'cause I'm a lot better at my letters now! A-and maybe I'll put some glitter on it, too, so it looks even better... [Because everything looks good with glitter. She's in a 'shiny = beautiful' phase, okay?
Wait. Important stuff.]
OH!!
And look, look what I'm learning!!
[She smiles at the camera and runs over to the middle of her rather pink room, where a teeny table with a few random toys are sitting--a small teddy, a train, a few bows and the like--and she's quiet for a moment. Pardon her if she's a little dramatic about it. It's just funner that way, okay? Adults do it sometimes too, anyway.]
Hooooooouuuu--!!
[Suddenly the toys all fly off the table as she does a silly hand motion toward it, and if the viewer listens well enough they can hear the wind from it whip against the book a bit. Regardless, Elicia is shining with joy at the effort once the items are littering the floor.]
Kipinn showed me!! I heard him at school once, and he promised he'd teach me some! I think if I keep trying, I can make a kite fly! D'you think so?? O-or maybe I'll fly paper planes!
...
But I promise not to do it in class.
[Action]
[Speaking of mischief, she's enjoying this newfound power. A few hours later she's practicing her wind abilities out in the front yard; that is, she's hovering pieces of paper and when they're at her level she CHOPS them down dramatically with the little wooden sword Law'd given her.
I AM SUCH A BADASS.
Of course until the paper suddenly flies and smacks her square in the face, and she has to pry it off.]
Kipiiiin! No fair!!
[Also she might accidentally hit you with paper planes. Sorry 'bout it.]
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...Quietly observing Elicia and these paper chopping shenanigans with wide eyes.]
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She turns and the paper turns with her, flipping around shakily and crumpling in the wind like someone who's not sure how the heck wind works. Whatever it's still cool. :|a]
Yotsuba!!
[She holds up her sword dramatically.]
Let's play paper battle!
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[How do you even play paper battle anyway? Yotsuba runs over, takes a piece of paper and waves it around as threateningly as a five year old with a piece of paper can manage.]
Paper battle! Yah!
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You just need a sword! We can beat them up together!!
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...Rolling the piece of paper up into a stick tube thing. Paper sword?!]
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[Now do as I do. Floating paper? SWORD CHOP!!]
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[Okay, she's watching-- WHOAH NICE CHOP. Now she has to best that wonderful display of swordsmanship.
Inhale. Exhale.... Inhale! And--
SWORD CHOP!!]
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You're really good!
[sparkle sparkle]
Are you a secret samurai fighter!?
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[Chop, chop, chop~ Waving the paper sword all over the place.]
Nope! Yotsuba is Sailor Cicada and that was my special attack!
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Can I be a Sailor, too? Is that a cool thing?
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[Blame Usagi for all of this.] You need a sailor name so pick your favourite animal and that can be it.
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I'll be... um... um...
I'll be Sailor Lion! 'Cuz lions are cool!
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[Okay their names are decided. Now they need a cool action pose. Like so! Bam!]
Now you gotta pose too Sailor Lion!
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STRIKIN' A POSE!!]
Like this?!
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[Great pose! Yotsuba will shimmy over a little so they're standing next to each other with their arms in the air. Best team pose.]
And then we go and stop bad guys with our special attacks!
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What kinda' attacks do we do, you think? I can do a lion claw!
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[Taking a step forward and repeating her very cool looking attack. CROSS CHOP YEAH.]
Can I see your lion claw?!
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She makes claws out of her fingers and roars like a REALLY COOL LION LADY WOULD, before she swipes at the air with both hands at once in a big arch.] HOOWAA!!
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[That was intense! With her cross chop and Elicia's lion claw they will be unstoppable!]
Now we need some bad guys to beat up, and then we save the day!
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We can fight the invisible T-rexes! They've been all over the place!
We can use my dino-tracker!!
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Okay, use your dino-tracker Elicia! But be really careful in case the T-rexes find out that we're looking for them!!
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Sailor Lion'll use her Sonic Dino-Tracker Beam!
[SHUU SHUU SHUU SHUU
THIS IS SOME PRETTY HARDCORE SHIT.]
I sense them! They're surrounding us and they have tiny bows and arrows!
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[THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.
DAMN INVISIBLE T-REXES AND THEIR ARCHERY SKILLS!]
Sailor Cicada'll use her secret attack to stop them all! Jyaaaaaaa!! Hi-jyaaaaaah!!
[IS SHE HITTING THEM?!]
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You're doing really good! They're getting hit!
Lemme help with my Lion Claw! HYAAAAA!!
[THUNDA THUNDA THUNDACATS]
Sailor Cicada, look out! They have a really strong wizard rex on their side!! He's got a really long beard and everything!
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[THIS CALLS FOR RUNNING IN CIRCLES. Okay she totally made it to that wizard rex.]
I'm going to stop you wizard rex, your long beard is stupid and your hat looks bad too!! Get a shave!!
[YOTSUBA IS NOW HOLDING A GIANT ELECTRIC RAZOR.
IT IS TURNED ON HIGH, SMOOTH SHAVE. TRIPLE ACTION BLADES.]
Jyaaaaaaah!! Buzzzzzzzzt!! Sailor Cicada has stopped the beard! Are you doing okay Sailor Lion?!
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