33rd Teddy Bear [Video/Action]

[asobouyo]

[The bad news... Elicia's brothers were gone. So while the house waited for them to show back up, Elicia did the same. But she was in high enough spirits, at least, with Christmas just around the corner. And when she was finished with her usual occupational things on weekends she cracked open her journal sleepily, laying cross-legged on her stomach, on her made bed.]

[Video]

Did lots of you have Christmas at home? Was it nice?

[She beams with her cheek resting on her arm.]

This is gonna be my second one!! I hope Santa thinks I've been a good girl, 'cause I've been trying extra hard not to be bad, so I'd get good presents! Make sure you're all good, okay? So you can get a lotta' presents, too...! What's the best present you got from him before?

[Aah! She perks up, looking at her window, bright-eyed in an instant.]

It's snowing again! I'm gonna make some snow people! You guys should make some, too!

[Action]

[Elicia'll be outside for the rest of the day, crouched low and rolling snowballs out of the thin veil on the floor. Soon, there are stacked snowballs. And then, eyes on them. And then little stick arms. By the time it's three or four? Behold—dozens and dozens of little snow men surrounding House #23!! They may be the height of a ruler, but their numbers are many! It's like Snow Sparta around here.

Don't be alarmed if some have little weapons fastened to their hands made of sticks. That's just how we roll in Elicialand.]

Comments

thank you for the link earlier!

[weaponry]

I'd imagine they would! They're so meticulous and well done! [ Look at these perfect circles. ]

Are they some sort of army? They certainly look like it!

no prob!

[asobouyo]

Yup! They're a army and I'm the general! I protect the house!

[weaponry]

So if I were to invade the house...? [ Oh, she'll indulge you in this fantasy, Elicia! ;w; ]

[asobouyo]

Well, first you gotta get passed the really tough guards, but even then there are lots of cool booby-traps! Like giant rolling boulders!! And arrows that come out of the walls with snakes on them!!

cries this is going to become a very cute thread

[weaponry]

Well then, challenge accepted. [ Yes. She is seriously going to march towards the house very very very slowly. The battle between Tenten and Elicia begins! ]

CHAAAAARGE--!!

[asobouyo]

[OH SNAP

Elicia readies a snowball and fires!!]

If you can run away from my cannon in time! It makes snow cannons!!

[weaponry]

[ Tenten manages to duck by the skin of her teeth! Whatever that means! ]

I bet you I can! Nothing can stop the invasion of Tenten!

[asobouyo]

[She hops up, making WOOSH noises with her mouth.]

But can you 'scape the real fast, scary, ARROWS IN THE WALLS?!?!

[WOOSH WOOSH

WOOSH]

and then I used an internet meme in a tag

[weaponry]

Aah-! Oh no! [ Tenten begins to flip and twirl and dance her way around the arrows but then she suddenly kneels.

In her most overdramatic flailing cheesy acting, Tenten places her hand to her head and cries out in frustration as she looks to the heavens pondering how they could betray her. ]

Oh! No! I took an arrow to the knee! My days of being a kunoichi are over!

elicia approves

[asobouyo]

Hohohoho!!

[DRAMATIC POSE

I AM VICTORIOUS]

You shouldn't ever mess with a general, ninja-lady!! Now you're gonna have to roll everywhere you wanna go!!

of course she would!

[weaponry]

Don't count me out yet! That's exactly what I'm going to do!

[ TENTEN IS NOW ROLLING. SHE IS ROLLING TOWARDS ELICIA'S HOME.

But she'll stop, get on her knees and crawl herself to a different angle whenever she nears a snowman. She doesn't want to destroy Elicia's perfect creations. ]

[asobouyo]

Oh no!! Catch her, snowman fighters, catch her!!

[FLAIL]

Fire the snowball cannons!! PEW PEW!!

[weaponry]

You can't catch me!! I'm the legendary rolling kunoichi! [ STEAM ROLLING THROUGH THESE SNOWMEN...Or around them. ]

1/2

[asobouyo]

Oh noooo!! But what else can I do?!

[asobouyo]

I know! I'll just sick my giant robo-bear on you!! You'll never be able to get away from him and his really cool claws!

[weaponry]

[ This statement is enough for Tenten to stop rolling and face Elicia with a very shocked look on her face. ]

Your what?!

[asobouyo]

[BWAHAHAHA]

You heard me! My giant robo-bear! He's got claws that are as long as... as my house!! How're you gonna escape him?!

[weaponry]

By this! [ She's rolling around while she unravels the scroll she had tied to her waist. She knows something no bear can stand up to! ]

[asobouyo]

Oh no!!

[OH POO

Wait, what is that--?]

What's that do!?

[weaponry]

It does this! [ The scroll finally activates, which seems to create a huge puff of smoke. When the smoke clears, a giant metal shell will be where Tenten once was.

Yep. She's summoning her ultimate defensive technique against a mere kid! The masterful warrior prodigy! ]

[asobouyo]

[... Holy crap.

...

...

She walks up and nervously prods at it, twinkly-eyed. This is amazing.]

It's magic...!

[weaponry]

[ The shell begins to lift itself a couple of inches off the ground and move! Not unlike Scooby-doo and Shaggy hiding from a ghost by picking up a box and walking while they're under it.

If Elicia just lifts it up a tiiiiny bit, she'll be able to crawl under it! ]

[asobouyo]

.......

[Crawling under giant shell now.

This seems like a fabulous idea.]

oh god this thread is the cutest.

[weaponry]

[ Tenten will start to move towards the home in an attempt to invade it. She isn't sure why she can't hear Elicia, but she decides maybe she's just trying to preform a sneak attack on the shell. However, when she hears crawling and clothes brushing against the giant shell, she's able to realize what's going on. She doesn't do anything about it though. Instead, she just continues on pretending she doesn't notice Elicia. She's having too much fun horsing around, even if it's not something she's personally prone to do, especially in places like these. ]

|D

[asobouyo]

[Wow I feel like a cool spy or something.

8^Y

YOU CAN'T SEEEE MEEEEE I will bide my time, you fiend]