37th Teddy Bear [Action/Voice]

[asobouyo]

DAY 1 - 5

[There is a child in your house. She is stuffing something of yours into a bag. What is it? Something that was obviously worth taking. She's wearing a red cape, wearing a black cloth eyemask, and looking extremely brave and noble as she goes. In fact, she's practically sparkling - though she probably got that from her papa.]

I am Elicia Hood, the queen of thieves, giver to the super poorest! I'm here to take your riches!! Hohooo!

[... How was that for an entrance?

Anyway. If you don't catch her in the act but she takes something - don't worry. She'll give it all back. Eventually. Just don't be alarmed at her mad skillz if you are finding something of yours MIA. She's just such a cool Hood.]

DAY 6 - 10



[Elicia Hughes is all growed up again. 20 years old, straight outta' Luceti's future (or at least, the future she was in). She's pretty surprised that she's stopping by yet again - even more weirded out by the fact that she went back into the future and prompty forgot even being here until just now.

Aw well. Luceti's always been weird.

She'll go ahead and visit everyone, see who's where, who's affected by what. Y'know. To laugh at them. Well, maybe a little more than that. :| She may or may not come in through your window, if she knows you well enough, because surprises are fun.

Other than that, she's really interested in what the hell is going on around here.]

[Voice]

Hey everyone, Elicia here. Y'know, the one that's typically short in your timeline. Howdy. It seems like I dropped in at a pretty crazy time—or, uh, dropped in because it's been a pretty crazy time. Let's do a rolecall, huh? Who here has a weird-ass affliction, and name it!

Mine is growing up. Or traveling from the future. Or being an alternate reality. Something like that. It's kinda hard to tell, y'know?

Comments

[asobouyo]

[... Yeah no seriously, this is all pretty standard in hindsight.]

Hm... I'll leave one spoon and one fork for each person! They just need one each, right?

[contentedly]

Does that mean you're going to wash and dry them after every meal?

[asobouyo]

O-oh... I think so! I could wash them after every meal!

Like how I brush my strong thief teeth!

[contentedly]

You could... if you took off your mask.

[asobouyo]

[GASP.]

But that covers my face all cool when I take things!

[contentedly]

But I like to see your face - it's such a cute face.

[Slight pause.]

And I would like to see it. Now.

[JUST SO SHE KNOWS IF SHE NEEDS TO FREAK OUT OR NOT.

But yes, to be clear, that is the Mommy Commanding Tone.]

[asobouyo]

Never!! You'll never catch Elicia Hood! [Suddenly she does a really well-choreographed roll sideways, landing on her feet before running, jumping onto the coffee table, and then almost literally flying dramatically through the open window in the living room. It was like music.

yeah

that just happened]

1/2

[contentedly]

[Okay, that's.

Okay.]

[contentedly]

[...really, she shouldn't let her daughter run off like that.

So.

She'll just be racing after her, concerned.]

[asobouyo]

[Elicia is running in the road with a pinko plastic yard flamingo under her arm.

Where did it even come from

how did she even have time to yoink it]

Hohoohohoooo!!

[contentedly]

[Concerned, running after with intent to capture--]

Elicia Hughes! Come back here right this minute, young lady!

[asobouyo]

Elicia Who?? I'm Elicia Hood!

[SPARKLE SPARKLE

she whips out her cardboard sword.]

Are you a nemesis?? Have at me!! I'll fight you off!

Hoo-ah!!

[contentedly]

[Elicia Hood, you are one lucky young lady.

Because it is at this minute that your mother teleports to wind somewhere else in Luceti.]

[asobouyo]

...

[I am clearly magic on top of a cool thief.

ONWARD TO MORE GOODS]