37th Teddy Bear [Action/Voice]
DAY 1 - 5
[There is a child in your house. She is stuffing something of yours into a bag. What is it? Something that was obviously worth taking. She's wearing a red cape, wearing a black cloth eyemask, and looking extremely brave and noble as she goes. In fact, she's practically sparkling - though she probably got that from her papa.]
I am Elicia Hood, the queen of thieves, giver to the super poorest! I'm here to take your riches!! Hohooo!
[... How was that for an entrance?
Anyway. If you don't catch her in the act but she takes something - don't worry. She'll give it all back. Eventually. Just don't be alarmed at her mad skillz if you are finding something of yours MIA. She's just such a cool Hood.]
DAY 6 - 10

[Elicia Hughes is all growed up again. 20 years old, straight outta' Luceti's future (or at least, the future she was in). She's pretty surprised that she's stopping by yet again - even more weirded out by the fact that she went back into the future and prompty forgot even being here until just now.
Aw well. Luceti's always been weird.
She'll go ahead and visit everyone, see who's where, who's affected by what. Y'know. To laugh at them. Well, maybe a little more than that. :| She may or may not come in through your window, if she knows you well enough, because surprises are fun.
Other than that, she's really interested in what the hell is going on around here.]
[Voice]
Hey everyone, Elicia here. Y'know, the one that's typically short in your timeline. Howdy. It seems like I dropped in at a pretty crazy time—or, uh, dropped in because it's been a pretty crazy time. Let's do a rolecall, huh? Who here has a weird-ass affliction, and name it!
Mine is growing up. Or traveling from the future. Or being an alternate reality. Something like that. It's kinda hard to tell, y'know?
[There is a child in your house. She is stuffing something of yours into a bag. What is it? Something that was obviously worth taking. She's wearing a red cape, wearing a black cloth eyemask, and looking extremely brave and noble as she goes. In fact, she's practically sparkling - though she probably got that from her papa.]
I am Elicia Hood, the queen of thieves, giver to the super poorest! I'm here to take your riches!! Hohooo!
[... How was that for an entrance?
Anyway. If you don't catch her in the act but she takes something - don't worry. She'll give it all back. Eventually. Just don't be alarmed at her mad skillz if you are finding something of yours MIA. She's just such a cool Hood.]
DAY 6 - 10
[Elicia Hughes is all growed up again. 20 years old, straight outta' Luceti's future (or at least, the future she was in). She's pretty surprised that she's stopping by yet again - even more weirded out by the fact that she went back into the future and prompty forgot even being here until just now.
Aw well. Luceti's always been weird.
She'll go ahead and visit everyone, see who's where, who's affected by what. Y'know. To laugh at them. Well, maybe a little more than that. :| She may or may not come in through your window, if she knows you well enough, because surprises are fun.
Other than that, she's really interested in what the hell is going on around here.]
[Voice]
Hey everyone, Elicia here. Y'know, the one that's typically short in your timeline. Howdy. It seems like I dropped in at a pretty crazy time—or, uh, dropped in because it's been a pretty crazy time. Let's do a rolecall, huh? Who here has a weird-ass affliction, and name it!
Mine is growing up. Or traveling from the future. Or being an alternate reality. Something like that. It's kinda hard to tell, y'know?
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[Elicia, you are the first to successfully steal something from him since he was about your age. And he's not sure if this is shameful or funny as anything.]
Don't s'pose the reason you need them cards is a secret too.
1/2
[ehem]
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[DRAMATIC POSE!!]
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Somehow, that just makes it funnier.]
Well, I'm all for redistributin' wealth. Where's your band'a merry men, Robin Hood?
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Having a beer party in my room. There's a, uh... 'pub' there! It's like a store with lots of beer and music in it.
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Mus' be a really big room.
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They didn't grow a lot my age.
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That, an' behind laser security systems.
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[DON'T RAG ON MY MEN]
...
Do you really have lasers here?
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[He really needs to remember about this stupid thought bubble.]
Non. No lasers here. 'Least not that I've run into. Jus' a lot of 'em back home.
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[... aha!]
Mur-deh! What's that mean? It sounds neat!
[oh lord]
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But you're right, petite, lasers ain't any fun.
[Take the bait! Go on! Forget the French curse word!]
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[FORGOTTEN. FOR NOW.
FOR NOW.]
What's petite? I think I heard that one before!
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S'a nickname for someone shorter'n you. [Because 'shorter' sounds a lot better than 'smaller.' Especially if she's busy being Robin Hood.] Mus' be other people 'round here dishin' out nicknames.