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Elicia Hughes • Age 7 ([personal profile] asobouyo) wrote2012-04-12 10:31 pm

36th Teddy Bear [Video/Action] Backdated to the 11th

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HOOOYAH!!


[Welcome to my entry. Enjoy your stay.

In the meanwhile, Elicia's posing with a cape on and a... construction paper... wand thing? Look, it's a magical thing, whatever. In the other hand is' Law's present from forever ago; it's a wooden sword! Cool.]


I'm a superhero, at your service; my name's Eli—  ...

Sailor Lion, and I'll help out anyone who needs help! If you've got witches or dinosaurs or big animals or anything at all you gotta' get rid of, I can do that! I've got really strong powers and stuff. Mr. Kipinn and Ms. Nala've taught me real good, so I can do things with the wind and heal your cuts or bruises...

Um—and I can also make you a dream-catch-er. I made one once, and I hung it up, and some of my bad dreams started going away. So maybe it'll help you, too! They won't look ugly, I promise; I'll make them so nice, you'll really like them...!

... But if they don't work, then you can tell me and I'll get you something else to help, like... like a teddy bear. Teddies are really good at making you feel better when you're sleeping, like pillows, except they're more huggable!

[what else, what else]

Oh! And Yotsuba, I got a present for you!

A-and Ms. Katniss, I'd love to plant something nice outside, if you still wanna...

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[So with that out of the way, the day may continue. Which is basically "hell yes Elicia found a magnifying glass" day. The best obvious thing to do is to keep wearing the cape and go from Sailor to Detective. She's crouched down in the grass with a few dolls around her, looking intensely at a papertowel roll sitting on top of a book.

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS.]

Hummmmm...! Hmmmm......!! 

There's a hair here! It's gotta belong to the person who did this.... 

[You can run and hide, action figure, but I will find you. To one of the little army guy action figures:] 

Mr. Sergeant Lieutenant, don't let anybody go! Someone in this room is a thief!!
rollypolyclover: (But what if it was poisoned?!)

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[personal profile] rollypolyclover 2012-04-19 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, or else we'll... We'll splatter you and send you to the hospital!!

[If they splatter her employer then she still has a job as Seventh Heaven, yeah? No hard feelings? Good, good.

With very careful steps, on tip-toes, Yotsuba starts to close in on the evil Byou!]


We can do it Sailor Lion! We can use our powers to stop him!
concasse: all unmarked icons were made by me; other icons were edited but still credit original creator (irritated↠ ur a dickweed)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-04-20 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I don't take orders from my enemies! [NOT. BUDGING. Goddamn, must not laugh. Must not laugh.]

And I'd watch my step if I were you - bear traps aren't the only thing I can make invisible!

[Ho shit is that a gust of wind? That's a gust of wind. Where did it come from? D8 WHY IS IT BREEZING OVER YOTSUBA AND ELICIA'S HAIR?

Watch out, Sailor Scouts. This one is tricky.]
rollypolyclover: (But... This candy... On a cicade...)

[Action] ERKAJHGKRHGKERF 1/3

[personal profile] rollypolyclover 2012-04-22 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh wow. Gurl you got this. All Yotsuba has is that silly little chop attack and compared to leaves flying in all the places Yotsuba is just totally outclassed.

Good job Sailor Lion.

Good job.]
rollypolyclover: (Daddy can do it instead.)

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[personal profile] rollypolyclover 2012-04-22 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[BUT THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR SAILOR CICADA TO STRIKE.

So whilst those leaves are whipping around all over the place a cool like Yotsuba is going to break into a ninja run. Head down, arms out, totally running really really fast towards Sanji.]
rollypolyclover: (Yotsuba smash!)

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[personal profile] rollypolyclover 2012-04-22 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Sailor Cicada has got this too! Gyaaaaahwaaaaah!!



[FLYING HEADBUTT RIGHT TOWARDS SANJI'S GUT. SHE DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ANY FUCKS ABOUT THOSE LEAVES UP IN HER FACE BECAUSE SHE'S SAILOR CICADA, SHE MAKES THE SOUNDS LIKE BUWEEEEE AND THE BAD GUYS FALL DOWN.]
concasse: (tch↠ dramatic shonen lines)

[Action] wow marie you need to track this /fails at life ;;

[personal profile] concasse 2012-05-11 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Well played, Sailor Scouts.




But not well played enough.

You think you can outclass a man who has long since mastered all the filial spirits? Sanji's own gust of wind battles against Elicia's and directs the leaves into a tornado around him. It might still obstruct his view, but he's already caught sight of Ciciada lunging for the kill.

Meaning he's braced for impact by the time she lunges, and rather than let her smack into the tree behind him because omg that would be terrible D8, he stands his ground and meets the attack with a grunt]


Not good enough, Sailor Cicada! [And then THE LEAVES EXPLODE OUTWARD OH SNAP YOU GET A FREE VIEWING OF CICADA GETTING GRABBED BY THE COLLAR, WHAT YOU GONNA DO, SIALOR LION? YOUR WINDY ROAR WAS A FAILURE] You think you can defeat me with such tactics?!

Now you will never escape!!
rollypolyclover: (But this means Yotsuba will die!)

[Action] well played /clapclapclap

[personal profile] rollypolyclover 2012-05-15 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
[SORRY LION I FUCKED UP and now i'm being held by this byou guy BUT SHE SEES WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE LION.

She will wait. Expertly biding her time. The next attack will come when he least expects it.

There will be no survivors...

UNTIL THEN THOUGH she'll play the part of the captured sailor scout until Sanji lets go.]


You made Sailor Lion cry! You're a bad man!! You're gonna go to jail and all the mob bosses in there will hate you because you made Sailor Lion all upset! You've gone too faaaar!!

[/flailflailflail let go plz]
concasse: (wut↠ flipping microwaves)

[Action] DDDDDDD8

[personal profile] concasse 2012-05-15 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH COME ON. Sanji wasn't born yesterday! He knows exactly what you two are doing! And he's not gonna fall for it, no siree! He's nooooooooooooot he's not he's not he's not he's--]

O-oi, Elicia-chan! Don't cry! I'm not gonna hurt her, I promise! See? I'll let her go!














[It's super effective.]
rollypolyclover: (Yotsuba smash!)

[Action] and then there was this

[personal profile] rollypolyclover 2012-05-15 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! SECRET ATTACK GO!!

[Here she goes, with the speed and finesse only a five year old hyped up on a game of pretend can muster.

NUT SHOT. YEAAAAAH. Your children's children are going to be feeling that one.

It can't be called a low blow when you're this short~]
concasse: (fail↠ twenty percent more fail)

[Action] HE IS NEVER PLAYING WITH YOU GUYS AGAIN

[personal profile] concasse 2012-05-16 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
[.........................................................













;A; K.O.]
rollypolyclover: (...I should probably clear that up.)

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[personal profile] rollypolyclover 2012-05-16 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Yeaaah maybe that was overkill.

Lightly tapping him with her foot.]


We could always operate on him, Sailor Lion.

[Break out the hacksaws and scalpels, let's open this bitch up.]
concasse: (fail↠ twenty percent more fail)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-05-16 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[AND THEN SUDDENLY HE LEAPS TO HIS FEET WITH A CACKLE, COMPLETELY UNHARyeah no.

Still on the ground. Still seeing stars. The top half of his face is an impressive shade of blue and it doesn't look like he'll be getting to his feet anytime soon.]


'M.... f-fine... Sailor... Scouts...
rollypolyclover: (The crayon rolled down here...)

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[personal profile] rollypolyclover 2012-05-16 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait what you need a paper to operate? Well damn, and here she was operating and playing doctor like it was nothing.]

... Yotsuba knew that.

[There's no malpractice afoot here, nope.

She gets down on her hands and knees to get a better look at poor Mr.Byou.]


Ohhh, he's gone blue. Can you go green too, and yellow?
concasse: (eh↠ I was so wasted last night guiz)

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[personal profile] concasse 2012-05-18 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Gods, no, he doesn't need anyone catching him curled on the ground with two little girls discussing the nature of his failure. He has some pride.

Which is why he eventually pushes himself off the ground until he's sitting properly, ignoring how certain... parts of his anatomy scream in protest *_*]


No, Yotsuba-chan, I'm not that talented. [Holding up his hands, too, in surrender. If nothing else, he's faithful to his evil persona]

Not bad, Sailor Scouts! I surrender for now.
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