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36th Teddy Bear [Video/Action] Backdated to the 11th
[Video]
HOOOYAH!!
[Welcome to my entry. Enjoy your stay.
In the meanwhile, Elicia's posing with a cape on and a... construction paper... wand thing? Look, it's a magical thing, whatever. In the other hand is' Law's present from forever ago; it's a wooden sword! Cool.]
I'm a superhero, at your service; my name's Eli— ...
Sailor Lion, and I'll help out anyone who needs help! If you've got witches or dinosaurs or big animals or anything at all you gotta' get rid of, I can do that! I've got really strong powers and stuff. Mr. Kipinn and Ms. Nala've taught me real good, so I can do things with the wind and heal your cuts or bruises...
Um—and I can also make you a dream-catch-er. I made one once, and I hung it up, and some of my bad dreams started going away. So maybe it'll help you, too! They won't look ugly, I promise; I'll make them so nice, you'll really like them...!
... But if they don't work, then you can tell me and I'll get you something else to help, like... like a teddy bear. Teddies are really good at making you feel better when you're sleeping, like pillows, except they're more huggable!
[what else, what else]
Oh! And Yotsuba, I got a present for you!
A-and Ms. Katniss, I'd love to plant something nice outside, if you still wanna...
[Action]
[So with that out of the way, the day may continue. Which is basically "hell yes Elicia found a magnifying glass" day. The best obvious thing to do is to keep wearing the cape and go from Sailor to Detective. She's crouched down in the grass with a few dolls around her, looking intensely at a papertowel roll sitting on top of a book.
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS.]
Hummmmm...! Hmmmm......!!
There's a hair here! It's gotta belong to the person who did this....
[You can run and hide, action figure, but I will find you. To one of the little army guy action figures:]
Mr. Sergeant Lieutenant, don't let anybody go! Someone in this room is a thief!!
HOOOYAH!!
[Welcome to my entry. Enjoy your stay.
In the meanwhile, Elicia's posing with a cape on and a... construction paper... wand thing? Look, it's a magical thing, whatever. In the other hand is' Law's present from forever ago; it's a wooden sword! Cool.]
I'm a superhero, at your service; my name's Eli— ...
Sailor Lion, and I'll help out anyone who needs help! If you've got witches or dinosaurs or big animals or anything at all you gotta' get rid of, I can do that! I've got really strong powers and stuff. Mr. Kipinn and Ms. Nala've taught me real good, so I can do things with the wind and heal your cuts or bruises...
Um—and I can also make you a dream-catch-er. I made one once, and I hung it up, and some of my bad dreams started going away. So maybe it'll help you, too! They won't look ugly, I promise; I'll make them so nice, you'll really like them...!
... But if they don't work, then you can tell me and I'll get you something else to help, like... like a teddy bear. Teddies are really good at making you feel better when you're sleeping, like pillows, except they're more huggable!
[what else, what else]
Oh! And Yotsuba, I got a present for you!
A-and Ms. Katniss, I'd love to plant something nice outside, if you still wanna...
[Action]
[So with that out of the way, the day may continue. Which is basically "hell yes Elicia found a magnifying glass" day. The best obvious thing to do is to keep wearing the cape and go from Sailor to Detective. She's crouched down in the grass with a few dolls around her, looking intensely at a papertowel roll sitting on top of a book.
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS.]
Hummmmm...! Hmmmm......!!
There's a hair here! It's gotta belong to the person who did this....
[You can run and hide, action figure, but I will find you. To one of the little army guy action figures:]
Mr. Sergeant Lieutenant, don't let anybody go! Someone in this room is a thief!!
[Action]
[Action]
[If they splatter her employer then she still has a job as Seventh Heaven, yeah? No hard feelings? Good, good.
With very careful steps, on tip-toes, Yotsuba starts to close in on the evil Byou!]
We can do it Sailor Lion! We can use our powers to stop him!
[Action]
Goddamn, must not laugh. Must not laugh.]And I'd watch my step if I were you - bear traps aren't the only thing I can make invisible!
[Ho shit is that a gust of wind? That's a gust of wind. Where did it come from? D8 WHY IS IT BREEZING OVER YOTSUBA AND ELICIA'S HAIR?
Watch out, Sailor Scouts. This one is tricky.]
[Action] 1/3
Leave this to me, Sailor Cicada!! I've got this!
[Action]
[Action]
[AND THEN THE LEAVES IN THE TREE ABOVE SANJI AND ON THE FLOOR JUST FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND FLY ALL UP IN SANJI'S BSNS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, SON?! FEEL THE WINDY THUNDER OF MY ROAR YOU ONE-EYED FIEND]
[Action] ERKAJHGKRHGKERF 1/3
Good job Sailor Lion.
Good job.]
[Action]
So whilst those leaves are whipping around all over the place a cool like Yotsuba is going to break into a ninja run. Head down, arms out, totally running really really fast towards Sanji.]
[Action]
[FLYING HEADBUTT RIGHT TOWARDS SANJI'S GUT. SHE DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ANY FUCKS ABOUT THOSE LEAVES UP IN HER FACE BECAUSE SHE'S SAILOR CICADA, SHE MAKES THE SOUNDS LIKE BUWEEEEE AND THE BAD GUYS FALL DOWN.]
[Action] wow marie you need to track this /fails at life ;;
But not well played enough.
You think you can outclass a man who has long since mastered all the filial spirits? Sanji's own gust of wind battles against Elicia's and directs the leaves into a tornado around him. It might still obstruct his view, but he's already caught sight of Ciciada lunging for the kill.
Meaning he's braced for impact by the time she lunges, and rather than let her smack into the tree behind him
because omg that would be terrible D8, he stands his ground and meets the attack with a grunt]Not good enough, Sailor Cicada! [And then THE LEAVES EXPLODE OUTWARD OH SNAP YOU GET A FREE VIEWING OF CICADA GETTING GRABBED BY THE COLLAR, WHAT YOU GONNA DO, SIALOR LION? YOUR WINDY ROAR WAS A FAILURE] You think you can defeat me with such tactics?!
Now you will never escape!!
[Action] 1/2
WHAT DO I DO?! THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TOO DO
THE MOST SINISTER SKILL SAILOR LION HAS]
[Action] this is your and sanji's punishment
Noooooo!! Don't hurt my partner!
[sanji how do you feel about this hysterical sobbing
do you enjoy it
do you
...
take the shot if it opens, cicada; we practiced these attacks for a reason]
[Action] well played /clapclapclap
She will wait. Expertly biding her time. The next attack will come when he least expects it.
There will be no survivors...
UNTIL THEN THOUGH she'll play the part of the captured sailor scout until Sanji lets go.]
You made Sailor Lion cry! You're a bad man!! You're gonna go to jail and all the mob bosses in there will hate you because you made Sailor Lion all upset! You've gone too faaaar!!
[/flailflailflail let go plz]
[Action] DDDDDDD8
O-oi, Elicia-chan! Don't cry! I'm not gonna hurt her, I promise! See? I'll let her go!
[It's super effective.]
[Action] 1/2
[Action] you had it comin' man
[Action] and then there was this
[Here she goes, with the speed and finesse only a five year old hyped up on a game of pretend can muster.
NUT SHOT. YEAAAAAH. Your children's children are going to be feeling that one.
It can't be called a low blow when you're this short~]
[Action] HE IS NEVER PLAYING WITH YOU GUYS AGAIN
;A; K.O.]
[Action]
Walking over to stare down at the figure.]
I think we beat him up too good, Sailor Cicada...
[big bro are you alive 8|]
[Action]
[Yeaaah maybe that was overkill.
Lightly tapping him with her foot.]
We could always operate on him, Sailor Lion.
[Break out the hacksaws and scalpels, let's open this bitch up.]
[Action]
Still on the ground. Still seeing stars. The top half of his face is an impressive shade of blue and it doesn't look like he'll be getting to his feet anytime soon.]
'M.... f-fine... Sailor... Scouts...
[Action]
[Because obviously you must've pulled something.
idk.]
I don't think we can operate, 'cuz I read that you need to go to school for the paper...
[Action]
... Yotsuba knew that.
[There's no malpractice afoot here, nope.
She gets down on her hands and knees to get a better look at poor Mr.Byou.]
Ohhh, he's gone blue. Can you go green too, and yellow?
[Action]
Which is why he eventually pushes himself off the ground until he's sitting properly, ignoring how certain... parts of his anatomy scream in protest *_*]
No, Yotsuba-chan, I'm not that talented. [Holding up his hands, too, in surrender. If nothing else, he's faithful to his evil persona]
Not bad, Sailor Scouts! I surrender for now.
[Action]
Or else you'll still be in trouble, right, Sailor Cicada?
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