[...Normally, Archie's interest in kids consists mainly of the temptation to teach them dirty words and send them back to their parents, but there is no defense against that voice. He sounds a little apologetic.]

Well, in my defense, I am a grown man, and meat makes you stronger. That and bread. Meat, bread, and maybe about half a mug of good, stout English beer. But not for a little girl. Maybe when you're older.