asobouyo | 37th Teddy Bear [Action/Voice]

DAY 1 - 5

[There is a child in your house. She is stuffing something of yours into a bag. What is it? Something that was obviously worth taking. She's wearing a red cape, wearing a black cloth eyemask, and looking extremely brave and noble as she goes. In fact, she's practically sparkling - though she probably got that from her papa.]

I am Elicia Hood, the queen of thieves, giver to the super poorest! I'm here to take your riches!! Hohooo!

[... How was that for an entrance?

Anyway. If you don't catch her in the act but she takes something - don't worry. She'll give it all back. Eventually. Just don't be alarmed at her mad skillz if you are finding something of yours MIA. She's just such a cool Hood.]

DAY 6 - 10

[Elicia Hughes is all growed up again. 20 years old, straight outta' Luceti's future (or at least, the future she was in). She's pretty surprised that she's stopping by yet again - even more weirded out by the fact that she went back into the future and prompty forgot even being here until just now.

Aw well. Luceti's always been weird.

She'll go ahead and visit everyone, see who's where, who's affected by what. Y'know. To laugh at them. Well, maybe a little more than that. :| She may or may not come in through your window, if she knows you well enough, because surprises are fun.

Other than that, she's really interested in what the hell is going on around here.]

[Voice]

Hey everyone, Elicia here. Y'know, the one that's typically short in your timeline. Howdy. It seems like I dropped in at a pretty crazy time—or, uh, dropped in because it's been a pretty crazy time. Let's do a rolecall, huh? Who here has a weird-ass affliction, and name it!

Mine is growing up. Or traveling from the future. Or being an alternate reality. Something like that. It's kinda hard to tell, y'know?

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Oh -- goodness, Elicia. [She was startled, pressing a hand to her chest before the memory of that voice and face kicked in.] All grown up again, I see.

[As for Greed, he's currently without any home or possessions - including his own body. He still takes note of a little girl slipping around at night and decides to talk to her.]

Isn't it a little late for someone so little to be running around?

Are you playing robbery or something? This is my kitchen, if you wanted something you just had to ask.

[Sheena will happily join in on a game of thieves and breaking-in. She's an expert.]

[There's a heavy sigh on his end.]

There are tales of itinerant warriors that rescue people in every world, aren't there? There's someone here I have to save.

Elicia! Hi! Um, I don't know if you remember me, but-- we just met a little while ago. I was the skeleton boy you told all about being a superhero!

[Now, he's a gentle-looking human boy instead, maybe twelve or thirteen, with an uncertain smile on his face.]

I'm, um, not a skeleton right now, hahaha.

Ah- well- we actually need it ourselves, I'm afraid. It's very useful when one is sailing. [ he is sorry child thief ]

akdfj;a I DO TOO! I GOT LIPS!

SEE?

[heaving out of the water again. can you see his lips past the sharky teeth, elicia?]

[Either there's something going on with her daughter, or Elicia is playing make-believe.]

...oh? And what do you need them for?

[If Elicia happens to go visit Edward, she'll find him flopped face-down on his bed in the house across the street from hers, occasionally grumbling to himself about how stupid the Malnosso are and how much this sucks, just sucks, and why the hell won't they leave him alone?

His voice is, however, oddly feminine...]

[...Oh my god.

Just...oh my god. Elicia? The same Elicia? The one who made him a dream catcher and trashed his house and made him feel like the worst human being to ever exist for making her cry?

...That Elicia is now grown up?]

...This is probably a bad time to tell you I've got that hero paper you wanted, isn't it.

[A laugh.]

The same paper I still got on my wall in my future timeline? So I'm at the point where I trashed your house for the first time.

[Is she implying that she trashes it later, or is she just being a troll? IT'S HARD TO TELL.]

[ninja sneaking in progress, one sec.

Okay now she's just sitting on the windowsill with her legs crossed; it's like Ling, only so so much cooler, amirite?]

What's the problem, bro?

[... Or maybe sis... 8|]

You got it, ma'am. Either they want to throw me into a draft or something like it seemed last time, or there's an annoying shift going on and I got caught up in it.

Right?

[Edward freezes at once, flounders a bit in the sheets, and whirls around, eyes wide to face the window. He's already reaching for a book on the bedside table to fling, because a voice at his window usually means Ling, and the last thing he wants is that damn prince flirting with him like this, but he stops short at the familiar - yet not - face.

It takes a moment to click, and in the span of that moment he forgets the fact that he doesn't sound or look entirely like himself right now.]

...Elicia?

I'm not playing! I'm the queen of thieves!

[She makes a fist and pumps it in the air. FUCK YEAH.]

Hood and my merry band of teddy bears! We're known all over the land, 'cuz we take from the rich and give to the super-super poor!!

[She turns, and sparkles, and her cape is a-flutter.

Something is a-miss.]

I need to give them to the poor people who don't have anything to eat with! It's my job as the protector of the poor! I'm Elicia Hood!

[SCREAM

BENEATH HER GUISE OF HOOD SHE IS PANICKING

BUT--

BUT SHE CANNOT BREAK CHARACTER!!

so she whips out a cardboard sword dramatically.]

Back, fiend! Y-you won't have me for lunch here!

[...

sparkle]

... But it's my jooob! I gotta take something for the poor!

[F-frown

look at my face

look how sad I'm looking]

[She whips around, hair billowing in her pigtails. FOOLISH MAN... WOMAN... THING. Also her mother and father would be turning white at the sight of her talking with you, even if you're not Envy.]

I don't have time to worry about that! I gotta steal people's stuff, so I can give it to the people who are really poor!

[Aha! She hits her hand.]

Of course I know you! How're you doing?

You do look... pretty different...

Oh, yikes. So you're stuck in some weird fairytale thing? I remember a few of those—hate when that happens. But at least sometimes it's kinda' fun?

Last time's events were probably more of a crazy coincidence. But you're right; there is a major shift going on with a variety of effects right now.

How are things going back in your time?

...Something like that. [Though her words were true. There was something refreshing about fighting for a noble cause, one wasn't hopeless. A suspicion deep in his gut told him that he would be successful.

He huffs a sound that could be a laugh.] The only thing missing is a helm. Skilled warriors are supposed to have one, so that they can be seen by their enemies at all times.

...how is that time travelling thing working for you? That sounds...'kinda fun.'

Well, Hood, I'm not really all that rich. Never have been. And you're not gonna get rich from trying to, uh, give away my teacups.

[It'd be a horrible time for any of the cast to show up. Poor Greed's none the wiser. He just grins at her, from this gender ambiguous body.]

I'm impressed. That's a great attitude, except for the part about giving to the poor. It'd be much more satisfying if you kept it for yourself.

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